Photo: Kelly Keegs
Plane travel can be a hassle and a bore sometimes. But sometimes unexpected things happen that liven up the experience. Just ask Kelly Keegs from New York who live-tweeted this experience:
This guy on the plane just broke up w his girlfriend and she's SOBBING pic.twitter.com/IW9QVYxXdB
-- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 23, 2015
She continued reporting on the events going on next to her:
Guy: "is this really a surprise? Are you seriously surprised at this information?"
-- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "Great. JUST GREAT. I'm so glad I paid 40 extra dollars to be on this fucking flight with you"
-- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: I don't care. Girl: IM GLAD YOU DONT CARE
-- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "ITS JUST SO MEAN. DO I DESERVE THIS? WHY ARE TOU BRINGING THIS UP"
-- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
"I don't want to be this girl. I don't want to be her. I want to be my best for you and YOU WONT LET ME"
-- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
"Is that what you're starting to do with me? Just slow fade me OUT? Just like the others?"
-- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Keegs seemed to enjoy the unexpected events playing out beside her:/p>
This is the greatest plane delay I've ever had
-- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
The story continued:
Girl: "you don't even understand why I'm FUCKING SAD. YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME"
-- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "Why is this so easy for you? It's just THAT FUCKING EASY? What do you want from me?"
-- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: "You need to calm down" Girl: "To me I just really thought, you know, this was going to go somewhere"
-- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
**loud sobs**
-- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
They fell silent for a while:
Very stoic few minutes pic.twitter.com/eyt4YDlEj3
-- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "well what makes you so FUCKING SPECIAL?"
-- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "you should probably just stop talking. Just stop TALKING!!"
-- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
The plot thickened...
"I'm going to ask Charlotte. I'm going to ask her the minute we get home and we'll see if your STORIES MATCH" (Omg scandal who's Charlotte?)
-- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: "I can't discuss this anymore." Girl: "so I'm not worth your time????"
-- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
**silent sobs, lots of sniffling**
-- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
But in the end it seems there was a (sort of) happy ending after all...
What the fuck? Now they're making out. I'm not kidding
-- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
We took off, they immediately ordered SIX vodkas and Bloody Mary mix for the 50 minute flight and chugged them in silence between makeouts
-- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
