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Chicago, IL - In a surprise announcement the management of famous satire website The Onion has announced today it will transition to being a regular news outlet. A statement released to the press read: In the end simple economics led to this decision. It is just too much work to keep inventing outlandish stories that can compete with all the…

Was Apple CEO Tim Cook shot multiple times by police during a press event for the upcoming iPhone 11 because they mistook the phone for a gun? Nope, that was just a piece of satire and social commentary from a satire website accompanied by a digitally altered photo. The "news" appeared in an article published on March 29, 2018 by…

Is the U.S. military busy building a wall out of sandbags on the border with Mexico after President Donald Trump hinted that funding for his wall would come from the military budget? And are they rounding up 200,000 troops to get the job done? Nope, that's not true: this story was invented by a military satire weblog and has no…

Has Banksy's identity been revealed as Rose Biggin, 89 years old, of Camden Town in London? Nope, that's not true, it is just the latest in a string of fake Banksy identity revelation stories. The identity of the famous street artist remains as it should be, shrouded in mystery. This particular version was published on March 28, 2018 by satirical…

Did Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman appear on Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show? That would have been fun but it didn't actually happen. Yet. Who knowns what the future will bring. But for now the rumor can be classified as not true. It started with an article published on March 22, 2018 by the Pan-Arabia Enquirer wich was titled "Mohammad…

No, the Governor of the Australian Reserve Bank did not really say living standards won't improve untill all the baby boomers are dead because they are the ones hoarding all the money. Philip Lowe never said those things, reports that he did are not true and originate from a satire website. The Betoota Advocate published an article on March 22,…

Did McDonald's announce a new spearmint flavored after-dinner Big Mac hamburger? And did it have a disgusting greenish tint? Fast-food lovers can rest easy: the entire story was a hoax published by a satirical website, it is not true. There are no green Big Macs, that's fake news. The rumor about the new burger originated from an article published by…

Is the U.S. military really partnering with ride-hailing service Uber to set up an on-demand helicopter extraction scheme called Uber-Xtract? Of course not, that's completely made up and not true. The story first appeared on military satire website DuffelBlog which published an article on March 19, 2018 titled "Pentagon partners with Uber for on-demand helicopter extraction" (archived here) which opened:…

Did you hear about White House directives ordering up military plans for a massive roundup of privately-owned guns between November 7th and December 13th? And that it would be called "Operation PREAKNESS"? None of it is true. The rumor started with a post on military satire website Duffel Blog from 2013 (archived here) which briefly went viral again on February…

Following the school shooting in Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida a day earlier satirical website Clickhole publised a story on February 15th 2018 titled "Touching: The NRA Is Releasing A Commemorative Line Of AR-15 Rifles To Raise Money For The Victims In Parkland" that was accompanied by a picture stamped with the official NRA logo showing an AR-15…